[cvcdaisy3]

Nice one, Britland. Once, I saw a day-to-day desk calendar with 365 Bushisms, it was a leap year ^__^
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Dubbed Cube by Asa

[RoseBlood]

Okay, first order of business- yes, britland, that was a bushy quote.

and to my second order, this doesn't quite fall under "quotes" persay, but it's amazingly hilarious. And of course it makes more sense if you live in the US.
PS- you may have to zoom to get a better look at what the poster says...
PPS- to zoom; click the image, you zingos.
PPPS- may be slightly suggestive.
PPPPS-these are not my views, they are someone else's
PPPPPS- how many of these am i going to have?

Link

No page-breaking links, please - Tam
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Keeper of Tristram's soul.
Dubbed 'RED', by AsA.
RoseBlood=Rose/Blood= Red
'I want you, bleeders......'

[Cypher]

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down." -Woody Allen

"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -Johnny Carson

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me." -Chris Rapier

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." -Isaac Asimov


And on a less morbid note:

"Paint it red, 'cause red make it go FASTA!!!!!" -Ork Proverb
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Mors Certa, Vita Incerta.

Officially dubbed Pez by AsA
Cypher = code = problem = puzzle = Puzz = Pez

Keeper of Skogul's berserk rage, and the Endless Void.

[Dark Mirf]

I belive it was Socrate who said this..

“I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.”

[Allicat]

I have a tiny book of genius which is my personal bible. It is called "The languid goat is always thin" and contains wonderful and obscure phrases from around the world. A few of my favourites are;
"Kindness to starfish is as wind in the desert" ~ Chinese
"She who wields a big wooden ladle rules all" ~ Bhojpuri
"One should not board a ship without an onion" ~ Dutch
They either make no sense whatsoever or are blindingly obvious ("Do not blow in a sleeping bear's ear") and I always get the wierdest looks when I say them ^_^
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He who does not eat cheese will go mad. ~ French proverb.

Keeper of the fallen leaves. 'Cos they're still pretty.

[Tinu.]

some funny instances from my day. . .

Chem teacher: Terrorists have invaded this building! And they come to room 104, the chemistry room, and threaten to open fire and kill everyone in the room - including me, unless you can answer the question! What is the equation for enthalpy!?
Class: *stares dumbly back*
Chem teacher: We're all doomed. . .


"Hey! You! I'll do manual labor if you give me caffeine!"
~Me
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Keeper of Gaia and all the books on Earthsong

"If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid."
~Einstein

[horsin'around]

Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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Fall down seven times, get up eight. --Japanese Proverb

If you fight for your limitations, you get to keep them.

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Ponce

[CBB]

"Eccentricity is a way of life, not a personality trait."

"The atheist that believes that religion can do no right is just as mistaken as the fanatic that believes religion can do no wrong."

"The exclusion of one moral religion that lives under the rule of law invites the exclusion of all moral religions."

"If you need both your hands to do something, chances are your brain should be in on it, too."

"Canada is like having a loft apartment over a really great party."

"For fifteen years we had a government in Britain whose policy towards Europe was one of: no, no! I can't hear you, lalalalalaLALALALALALAAAAA!"
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I love children...but I could never eat a whole one.

Psychosomatic! That boy needs therapy...
Ya que estamos en el baile, ¡bailemos!

Keeper of Earthsong's Wispy Wooshy Memory Ball
Keeper of the Dragon Planet

[Tinu.]

"Everyone suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known"
~Nick Carraway from The Great Gatsby
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Keeper of Gaia and all the books on Earthsong

"If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid."
~Einstein

[Nem]

'To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times.

Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war.

There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.'

- Last part of the Warhammer 40,000 intro monologue
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Never forget,
We stroll along the roof of hell
Gazing at flowers.
- Issa

[Shiru04]

"You don't need to worry. Every two seconds, somewhere in the world, a child dies of starvation. That means every two seconds, there is a story where the main character dies. That's a lot of horrible stories.

So if my death looks like a sad story to someone else, I hope those people will use their imagination to think of all the children who don't get special deaths. Dad, you don't have to worry about me. I'll be fine." - Kana Ushiro (Bokurano)

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[Tinu.]

[spawnofjaws]

I speak words good all times! ~me/my sister
Hate isn't the opposite of love, it's indifference~ my father
How could we endure to live and let time pass if we were always crying for one day or one year to come back? If we did not know that every day in the life fills the whole life with expectation and memory and that these are that day?~ Clive Staples Lewis
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Hoffman icon courtesy of my very good friend, Isaymakebelieve, on LJ, check her out! http://community.livejournal.com/isaymakebelieve/
In my brain, I'm someone famous AND important!
Dubbed 'Egg' by ASA, but also responds to "spegg"...
Keeper of Oliblish and Teh Poodle Stick....
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[Nem]

"Unbelievable, 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead.' Americans." - Giles BTVS

"Talking about it isn't helping we might as well try some violence." *window explodes under weight of zombie* "I was being sarcastic!" - Willow """"
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Never forget,
We stroll along the roof of hell
Gazing at flowers.
- Issa