How long could you survive...

JackAce · Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 673 Location: 53°04'N 8°53'E

... chained to a bunk bed with a Velociraptor?

I would last 44 seconds. Shocked

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Tinalles · Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:22 am Post subject:

47 seconds.

But the test doesn't specify whether the velociraptor is hungry or mad or not. If the velociraptor were calm and not hungry, I bet you could survive a lot longer.
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Maeniel · Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 1052 Location: Next to Waldo

I would survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds! Very Happy

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Squeeself · Joined: 23 Mar 2008 Posts: 258

Umm....35 seconds?

All it would have to do is slurp up Squee's splatness... Sad

Tinalles · Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:17 am Post subject:

Wait ... if Squee is a splat, how did Squee get chained to the bunk bed in the first place ...?

Inquiring minds want to know!
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TheBritishInvasion · Joined: 23 Mar 2008 Posts: 1846 Location: The couch

54 seconds!

Maybe Squee was in a jar that was chained to the bunkbed?
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Tyris · Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:25 am Post subject:

51 seconds. Though it doesn't specify whether that's every time, or just the first time. Might get better at it after a while, or the raptor might just corpse camp.

Of course, eventually the raptor would starve, 'cause when you put yourself back together with the original bits, it ends up having not eaten anything.

But that's enough time to die a few thousand times...
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Allicat · Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:43 am Post subject:

1 minute 6 seconds.

Quite impressed with myself actually, considering my complete lack of strength at all!

I'd still die though.
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JackAce · Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 673 Location: 53°04'N 8°53'E

I took that test once and always clicked the answers which I expected to be the "perfect" ones (instead of those that were appropriate for myself).

That yielded a result of 1m 44s.
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horsin'around · Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 1260 Location: Stupidville

1 minute, 25 seconds
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TheBritishInvasion · Joined: 23 Mar 2008 Posts: 1846 Location: The couch

I did the same thing JackAce, but my answer was 1 min 60 seconds.
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JackAce · Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 673 Location: 53°04'N 8°53'E

TheBritishInvasion · Joined: 23 Mar 2008 Posts: 1846 Location: The couch

Question one I answered: I wrestled in college

2: Very tall (6'3 or taller)

3: More than a foot.

4: No

5: Punch him in his raptor man area.

6: Yes I've had years of training.

7: Yes

8: The top bunk

9: Yes

10: Take the arm back and beat the raptor with it.

And it said I would last 1 min 60 seconds. Of course, many of those are a lie.
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Tinu. · Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:36 am Post subject:

47 seconds. . .Heh.
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Tenshi · Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Posts: 2594 Location: Star Stuff

I received a rather suspect result. Supposedly, 1 minute 35 seconds. I kind of doubt that it takes into account the reaction speed of a raptor is probably a thousand times that of a human. They're natural hunters, we're foragers/scavengers. Generally speaking, they're going to be able to make much faster reaction to change than we are.

Jus' sayin'..
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