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cvcdaisy3



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice one, Britland. Once, I saw a day-to-day desk calendar with 365 Bushisms, it was a leap year ^__^
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, first order of business- yes, britland, that was a bushy quote.

and to my second order, this doesn't quite fall under "quotes" persay, but it's amazingly hilarious. And of course it makes more sense if you live in the US.
PS- you may have to zoom to get a better look at what the poster says...
PPS- to zoom; click the image, you zingos.
PPPS- may be slightly suggestive.
PPPPS-these are not my views, they are someone else's
PPPPPS- how many of these am i going to have?

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down." -Woody Allen

"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -Johnny Carson

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me." -Chris Rapier

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." -Isaac Asimov


And on a less morbid note:

"Paint it red, 'cause red make it go FASTA!!!!!" -Ork Proverb
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I belive it was Socrate who said this..

“I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.”
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a tiny book of genius which is my personal bible. It is called "The languid goat is always thin" and contains wonderful and obscure phrases from around the world. A few of my favourites are;
"Kindness to starfish is as wind in the desert" ~ Chinese
"She who wields a big wooden ladle rules all" ~ Bhojpuri
"One should not board a ship without an onion" ~ Dutch
They either make no sense whatsoever or are blindingly obvious ("Do not blow in a sleeping bear's ear") and I always get the wierdest looks when I say them ^_^
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some funny instances from my day. . .

Chem teacher: Terrorists have invaded this building! And they come to room 104, the chemistry room, and threaten to open fire and kill everyone in the room - including me, unless you can answer the question! What is the equation for enthalpy!?
Class: *stares dumbly back*
Chem teacher: We're all doomed. . .


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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Eccentricity is a way of life, not a personality trait."

"The atheist that believes that religion can do no right is just as mistaken as the fanatic that believes religion can do no wrong."

"The exclusion of one moral religion that lives under the rule of law invites the exclusion of all moral religions."

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"Canada is like having a loft apartment over a really great party."

"For fifteen years we had a government in Britain whose policy towards Europe was one of: no, no! I can't hear you, lalalalalaLALALALALALAAAAA!"
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Everyone suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known"
~Nick Carraway from The Great Gatsby
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times.

Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war.

There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.'

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You don't need to worry. Every two seconds, somewhere in the world, a child dies of starvation. That means every two seconds, there is a story where the main character dies. That's a lot of horrible stories.

So if my death looks like a sad story to someone else, I hope those people will use their imagination to think of all the children who don't get special deaths. Dad, you don't have to worry about me. I'll be fine." - Kana Ushiro (Bokurano)
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinu. wrote:

Chem teacher: Terrorists have invaded this building! And they come to room 104, the chemistry room, and threaten to open fire and kill everyone in the room - including me, unless you can answer the question! What is the equation for enthalpy!?


Tsk Tsk. Enthalpy isn't so tough, you could have easily avoided that morbid end!

"Has it got paper?" - Doctor Who (you know, it's mostly about how he said it here....
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

unimportant wrote:
Tinu. wrote:

Chem teacher: Terrorists have invaded this building! And they come to room 104, the chemistry room, and threaten to open fire and kill everyone in the room - including me, unless you can answer the question! What is the equation for enthalpy!?


Tsk Tsk. Enthalpy isn't so tough, you could have easily avoided that morbid end!
I know, but no one could remember it - we've all got brains full of holes. . .I've forgotten it again ^^
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How could we endure to live and let time pass if we were always crying for one day or one year to come back? If we did not know that every day in the life fills the whole life with expectation and memory and that these are that day?~ Clive Staples Lewis
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Unbelievable, 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead.' Americans." - Giles BTVS

"Talking about it isn't helping we might as well try some violence." *window explodes under weight of zombie* "I was being sarcastic!" - Willow """"
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