Geeky pick up lines

YatesOfYore · Site Admin Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Posts: 853

I'm not sure how many of you are following my other comic, but I have a strip coming up that requires a few nerdly pick up lines. I did a google search, but most of them aren't quite... PG-13. Which is kind of what I aim for in my comics.

So! I thought that my trusty forum members might be able to help me out here. I've already got one that I like, but I'm feeling kind of stumped for more.

Suggestions wanted!
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Tinalles · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:43 am Post subject:

Are you a Jedi? 'Cause binding together my heart needs ...

Are you a witch? One look at you and I'm Muggled. (yeah, this one needs work)

Did you just beam in? 'Cause I've been transported with looooove ...

Any variant of "Hey, Baby, what's your sign?" in Klingon, quenya, sindarin, or similar

You must have set phasers to "stunning"

You've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
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Allicat · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:20 am Post subject:

Are you looking for science or sci-fi?

I have many scientific ones to share Twisted Evil

I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

It doesn't take a genius to see how amazing you are, but if it did I'd be overqualified.

If you were words on a page, you'd be fiiiiiine print.

I wish I were adenine because then I'd get paired with U!

What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.

You defy Newton's Laws. You make me stop in my tracks with just a look.

The first three make me cringe, the second three make me smile ^_^
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YatesOfYore · Site Admin Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Posts: 853

Those are all AMAZING. Man, I don't know how you guys came up with so many, but thank you! XD
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Tinu. · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:54 am Post subject:

I love the fourth one best, Alli! That is amazing! XD
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unimportant · Joined: 14 Apr 2008 Posts: 566 Location: Right behind you.

If you were a pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder (touch shoulder closer to you) or THIS shoulder (wrap your arm around his/her shoulders)?

this was an awkward one to experience, even as a joke XD

In addition, not a pick up line, but I know a guy who felt that the Yawn-then-arm-around-the-shoulders trick was played out, so he decided he invented the Yawn-then-put-your-hands-on-their-knees, which was about as weird as it gets.
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Asa · Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:49 am Post subject:

I can TOTALLY see the pirate one in the Tomgeeks style, complete with an awkward-silence panel and big blinking eyes. That's an awesome one, Fable!
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You must be a negative person because I'm positively attracted to you.
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Tinalles · Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:28 am Post subject:

Wow, Maen. That one is almost as bad as Frederick's appeal to the maidens in The Pirates of Penzance:

Oh, is there not one maiden here
Whose homely face and bad complexion
Has caused all hope to disappear
Of ever winning man's affection?

To such a one -- if such there be --
I swear by Heaven's arch above you:
If you will cast your eyes on me,
However plain you be ...
I'll love you.

Yeaaah, way to go Frederick. Pro tip: telling 'em you'll love them despite their ugliness is just not a good approach. >.>
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