The Quote Thread

sunshine · Joined: 05 Sep 2008 Posts: 592 Location: Up in the Clouds

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theBSDude · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:00 pm Post subject:

That's why I don't get road rage.
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Miho · Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 10:18 pm Post subject:

We are the people our parents warned us about.
- Jimmy Buffett

good ol' country music.
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Death Note · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:30 am Post subject:

Some say the world will end in Fire some say in Ice.
From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor Fire.
But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate to say that for destruction Ice is also great and would Suffice.

~Fire and Ice By: Robert Frost
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theBSDude · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:42 am Post subject:

Ah, the old debate of supernova vs. heat death.
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Death Note · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:49 am Post subject:

theBSDude · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:58 am Post subject:

How will the earth end?

1) Death in fire= the sun explodes

2) Death in ice= the sun (or entire universe) runs out of energy

I'm not strickly familiar with this stuff, but I think I've got the basic idea.
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Death Note · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:05 pm Post subject:

(ohhhhhh now i get it)

"There violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and power which as they kiss consume."

~Romeo and Juliet: Act II scene VI
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Death Note · Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:41 pm Post subject:

(Please don't let this topic die. I like it Crying or Very sad

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Without shadow there is no light, for where there is light there is shadow thus is yin and yang for there can not be one without the other.

by: Unknown
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Nem · Joined: 14 Apr 2008 Posts: 2115 Location: England

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The voice said, Cry. And he said, What shall I cry? All flesh is grass, and all the goodliness thereof is as the flower of the field
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Miho · Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:09 am Post subject:

“If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.” - Jack Handy

I love that man. Amazing stuff.

"Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point." - Jack Handy

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theBSDude · Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:27 am Post subject:

The very existance of flamethrowers means that some time, somewhere, someone said to himself "You know, I really wast to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
--stolen from a TF2 Motivational poster.
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Nem · Joined: 14 Apr 2008 Posts: 2115 Location: England

Not sure if it's a quote as such but I thought it was a neat story.

Once upon a time there's was king who reasoned that people commit less crime if they're punished more for smaller crimes, and so he makes every crime punishable by death.

Now a general with his army was on the way to a battle when they were waylaid and could not arrive in time. Gathering his men around him the general asked them this:

Men, what is the penalty for lateness?
To which they answer, 'death.'

What is the penalty for treason?
Again the answer is death.

'Men, we are late.'
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Asa · Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:58 pm Post subject:

"One thing shall I ask of my Lord, that shall I seek: to sit in the House of my Lord, all the days of my life." ~Psalms 27:4

Forgive me, I'm a little single-minded right now. (See my Today thread post for the reason)
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